The Demented President Goes Bonkers.
In an attempt to undermine Geo’s credibility, our already retarded president confirms that he has lost it.
Zardari’s acting was par excellence. Once his days in the presidency are over, he can join Bollywood to fill the void created by Amrish Puri. Below are some of the excerpts of his grand and historical speech, delivered from his five star foxhole in Islamabad.
PPP Co-chairperson President Asif Ali Zardari on Wednesday claimed that the establishment was not conspiring against the government.
“Neither the establishment nor parliament or any political party is conspiring to derail the democratic system,” he declared in his video address from the President House in Islamabad to a rally near the mausoleum of Quaid-i-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah in connection with the PPP’s 43rd foundation day.
He said a conspiracy against the government was being hatched by a few “actors”. “Masses have given the mandate to the PPP and it is our democratic right to complete our tenure,” he added. He said if any conspiracy was hatched, he would resist it. He said that certain “actors” were proclaiming that he could leave the Presidency in an ambulance, but he was ready for this as he was not afraid of death. He said he would never desert the masses and was not afraid of any “dates” being given for his departure.
He severely criticised what he called political actors. “These political actors think that they can snatch people’s right through their acting,” he said in a thinly-veiled reference. He said these political actors also did not understand the culture of Sindh. He also severely criticised what he called “new politicians” who, instead of going to the masses, came on TV channels.
It is interesting to know that just a handful of “actors” are so powerful that the esteemed brave president can’t even leave his foxhole and show up personally to address his own party’s rally. These “actors” are so frightening that the nation’s favourite leader, who claims to not scared of death, is peeing in his pants and ordered to ban Shahid Masood’s popular show on Geo TV.
Zardari and his cronies have enforced that Geo is so powerful that it can extort a sitting President who is also the co-chairman of the largest party of Pakistan. And Geo is doing it because Zardari, according to his cronies, refused to pay them 400 crores. Apparently these so called “actors” can wrap up all political parties, establishment and the army and can rule by proxy. If this is the case one must ask the question, what the hell these “actors” are waiting for? Why don’t they make the nation get rid of the criminal? An unbearable torture.
The GRAND leader also said that these so called “actors” have foreign nationality. What about his cronies nationalities? How about his coalition partner MQM, whose leadership proudly demonstrated his British citizenship?
Zardari needs to learn some ethics and we suggest that he goes to a finishing school in Switzerland to learn how to speak, behave and deal in public.
http://77.68.56.138/video_store/Zardaripouncesonmedia26Nov2009.flv
Koi pathar sey na maray merey deewanay ko.
Pagal hi oye, pagal hi oye.
Man i think these are dying words. MQM and PPP on collision course and we all know mqm has entrenched itself with establishment.
Something happening behind the scene.
News: President ney mirza k statement ka notice ley liya.
Kuttay Kay buchay…. Lol
cuz salim shehzad bitch slapped mirza’s ass lolz
These pieces along with daktar and sehbai’s rebuttals, have screwed him even more. MQM is playing it cool and are gaining the most. This demented retard has to get out of the ppresidency, the sooner the better.
Zulfiqar Mirza oooooey hoey lolz
http://www.express.com.pk/epaper/PoPupwindow.aspx?newsID=1100781873&Issue=NP_LHE&Date=20091127
Aik tau afzaal khan ko America k time k hisab sey khabarain milti hain, bhai yeh khabar pakistan mein purani ho chuki, mirza ghoonda kitna bhi big ghoonda bun jaey Altafay kaaleay ka muqabla nahi ker sakta.
With MQM on board, zardari can be impeached. jamhoori saddar ko jamhori aur aeyni tareeqay sey farigh kero.
I did not think Zardari’s end will be so close. I thought he will be wiser then he turned out in the end! All those dementia reports were right in the end!!
I agree with MQM on board Zardari could be impeached. Can someone do the number crunching.
I will do the honours but later in the day.Eid hai yaar.
Thanks. Would you also please tell us the constitutional requirements for impeachment. and Yes, Eid Mubarik!!!
http://www.pakistani.org/pakistan/constitution/part3.ch1.html
refer to 47.
@MAYOOS thank you. I am reproducing three sections of the article 47 of the constitution
Our demented president qualifies for disqualification.
Let us still hope that it wont have to come to pass and a calculated measured action will be taken and democracy will not suffer as a consequence.
There is the 1st step on path of ceremonial president.
BBC: Pakistan’s president hands over nuclear powers
President Asif Ali Zardari has handed control of Pakistan’s nuclear arsenal to his prime minister, in an apparent bid to ease political pressure.
The move was a “giant leap” forward that empowered the PM and parliament, Mr Zardari’s spokesman said.
But analysts said it was an attempt to placate political and military critics, as an amnesty protecting Mr Zardari from possible prosecution expired.
The amnesty gave him and several others immunity from corruption charges.
The presidency announced that control of the National Command Authority, responsible for nuclear weapons, had shifted to Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani.
“The president has handed over his power regarding the national command and control authority to me and has issued an ordinance,” Mr Gilani was quoted by news agency AFP as saying.
Turmoil fears
Thousands of politicians, lawyers and bureaucrats are said to have benefited from the amnesty, known as the National Reconciliation Ordinance (NRO).
It was introduced by former military ruler Pervez Musharraf in 2007 as part of a proposed power-sharing plan with Mr Zardari’s late wife, Benazir Bhutto.
But the amnesty was challenged in the Supreme Court, which told Mr Zardari to get approval of all decrees issued by Mr Musharraf by 28 November – something he has been unable to do.
Correspondents say the expiration of the amnesty threatens political turmoil at a time when Pakistan is battling Taliban and other militants along its border with Afghanistan.
The opposition wants lawmakers covered by the NRO to step down.
And while Mr Zardari has additional immunity from prosecution as president, his opponents want the Supreme Court to declare his election illegal.
Mr Zardari is currently very unpopular and observers say devolving more power to parliament could be a way of bolstering support.
Presidential spokesman Farhatullah Babar said the transfer of the National Command Authority was “a giant leap forward to empower the elected parliament and the prime minister”.
Mr Zardari was “giving up the dictatorial powers that Gen Musharraf – as an unelected leader – needed to keep himself in power”, another spokeswoman said.
But critics dismissed the move as “window-dressing”. Rasool Bakhsh Rais, a political science professor at Lahore University of Management Science, told the Associated Press news agency that it was a “survival strategy” to retain his position.
Geo: Rehman calls on Altaf Husain in London
Federal Interior Minister Rehman Malik has called on Muttahida Qaumi Movement (MQM) Quaid Altaf Husain here today.
In the meeting Federal Minister delivered the messages of President Asif Ali Zardari and Prime Minister (PM) Yusuf Raza Gilani to MQM Chief.
In the meeting they both agreed to solve all issues with mutual understanding.
It was also decided in the meeting to ensure the mutual consultation between higher leadership of both the political parties so that possible differences in future can be avoided.
Lolz on ‘princess’
@admin
Pl add the video of “Black Box Documentary” by Ajj TV regarding Black Water.
This is very inspiring video.
Looks like everyone had a peep over the parapet and will be withdraw from the edge. Like always Mr P has yet again had to blink first. But I can’t understand why the hell the moron plays this brinkmanship game. I thought he would have learnt something from the judges episode.
Anyway just wait till the next crisis in the next couple of days. No I don’t have any inside information! I am just going by Mr P’s record!!!
These are my predictions: With direct blessing from ajmeeri baba of london lolz
1 – Since Zardari has already reelinqiushed NCA power, by end of december he will be releassing all powers under 17th amend.
2 – No midterm elections, and NS will be going to court to challnege the 3rd time ban.
3 – Zardari stays in power with MQM and ANP. With YRG being the real pppower and cabinet shuffle coming in which will rid the zardari’s morons from govt.
4 – NRO will be used to keep pressure on zardari and might be used to keep MQM inline if they try to go overboard.
5 – Barring a fiasco, Kayani tenure might be extended for 3 more years but that won’t happen till like spring, if it happens.
Third time ban is part of 17th amendment and will go with all other controversial clauses.
This piece is full of bullshit and whow believes daily ummat anyway.
Typical MQM response, hide or run away, then claim “yeh muqadmey das saloon se hain hum par aur adalat faisla he nahi kartee, political victimization”.
Time to put a judicial panel, all cases to be referred to it. Trial on daily basis. Itney lawyers hain on main se 1/3 ko bhi judge bana do kaam ho jaey ga. And if they dun show up to face trial, the trial will carry on and once convicted then govt has to start bringing them to country.
@nota
Thank for ummat link. Dhansoo akhbar hai kis ka hai. JI has Jasarat sympathies but I know Jasarat editorial board use to have indpendence from JI. Dun know now, so is this Ummar JI’s?
Much detailed one from wat nota posted.
@Afzal I think you are wrong about NS going to the court about third time PM. If I was his Lawyer I wont have advised it. I think it will be repealed along with the 17th Amendment and I think Sheeda is right about that. BTW is this sheeda-pistol our inhouse Najoomi like another Sheeda (your Sh Rasheed!!!)
But what is important is to maintain the momentum towards de-fanging the Snake ASAP. So the soonest 18th Amendment could be passed the better. Give the poor guy a face saving exit!!!
3rd Time has already been challenged in LHC, which we all know is NS court lol
Exalted Smiles.
Ofcoz they fear he has been thier puppet, usa now getting worried Pak not listening lolz
Geo: Obama administration fears Zardari collapse
The Obama administration is seriously worried about the fast weakening grip of President Asif Zardari in Pakistan and on Monday two top US newspapers predicted, in powerful reports by seven leading writers and correspondents, that the Zardari regime seemed to be near collapse.
The New York Times in a report filed by five correspondents said: “The problems in Afghanistan have only been compounded by the fragility of Mr. Obama’s partner in Pakistan, President Asif Ali Zardari, who is so weak that his government seems near collapse.”
The Washington Post in a report by two correspondents said: “Zardari’s political weakness is an additional hazard for a new bilateral relationship…The administration expects Zardari’s position to continue to weaken, leaving him as a largely ceremonial president even if he manages to survive in office.”
Both the newspapers recalled the surrender of the authority over the National Command Council by President Zardari to Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani as a major event which had weakened Zardari and raised serious doubts about his survival as a powerful president.
The Post said President Obama has offered Pakistan an expanded strategic partnership, including additional military and economic cooperation, while warning with unusual bluntness that its use of insurgent groups to pursue policy goals “cannot continue.”
The offer, including an effort to help reduce tensions between Pakistan and India, was contained in a two-page letter delivered to President Asif Ali Zardari this month by Obama national security adviser James L. Jones. It was accompanied by assurances from Jones that the United States will increase its military and civilian efforts in Afghanistan and that it plans no early withdrawal.
Obama’s speech Tuesday night at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point, N.Y., will address primarily the Afghanistan aspects of the strategy. But despite the public and political attention focused on the number of new troops, Pakistan has been the hot core of the months-long strategy review. The long-term consequences of failure there, the review concluded, far outweigh those in Afghanistan.
“We can’t succeed without Pakistan,” a senior administration official involved in the White House review said. “You have to differentiate between public statements and reality. There is nobody who is under any illusions about this.”
This official and others, all of whom spoke about the closely held details of the new strategy on the condition of anonymity, emphasized that without “changing the nature of U.S.-Pakistan relations in a new direction, you’re not going to win in Afghanistan,” as one put it. “And if you don’t win in Afghanistan, then Pakistan will automatically be imperiled, and that will make Afghanistan look like child’s play,” the Post added.
The report in The New York Times was filed by journalists Peter Baker, Eric Schmitt, David E Sanger, Elisabeth Bumiller and Sabrina Tavernise from Islamabad, Washington and New York while in the Washington Post Karen DeYoung from Washington and Pamela Constable from Islamabad contributed to its report. Both newspapers referred to President Zardari’s increasing weakness in the context of the new Afghan policy being prepared by President Obama, which will be announced on Dec 1.
The Post in its report said: “The Pakistan strategy is complicated by a number of factors, including the fact that any indication of increased U.S. involvement there generates broad mistrust. Zardari’s political weakness is an additional hazard for a new bilateral relationship. He is disliked by the military and is challenged by the political opposition and his own prime minister; he also remains under a cloud of long-standing corruption charges. Less than a third of Pakistan’s population voices approval for him in polls. Obama is even less popular there, with approval ratings in the low double digits.
It said: “Many of the broad powers that Zardari assumed from his predecessor, Gen. Pervez Musharraf, who seized power in a 1999 military coup and was forced to resign last year, are being whittled away. On Friday, Zardari turned over control of Pakistan’s nuclear arsenal to Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gilani, who is held in much higher favor by the military. Zardari’s Musharraf-era powers to fire the elected government and appoint top military officials are also under challenge, and a law protecting government officials from corruption prosecution expired Saturday. On Sunday, the leading political opposition group called for him to give up the additional powers, and Zardari, who had pledged to do so, said he will act “soon.” The administration expects Zardari’s position to continue to weaken, leaving him as a largely ceremonial president even if he manages to survive in office.”
The NYT also reported almost in the same vein. Its report said: “The problems in Afghanistan have only been compounded by the fragility of Mr. Obama’s partner in Pakistan, President Asif Ali Zardari, who is so weak that his government seems near collapse. On Friday, Mr. Zardari relinquished his position in Pakistan’s nuclear command structure, turning it over to the prime minister, in what appeared to be an effort to avoid impeachment or prosecution, and retain at least a figurehead post.
“On Sunday, one of the Obama administration’s staunchest allies, Prime Minister Gordon Brown of Britain, joined in the campaign to press Pakistan to step up attacks on Al Qaeda’s leadership in Pakistan’s unruly tribal areas and other militant groups there. “People are going to ask why, eight years after 2001, Osama bin Laden has never been near to being caught,” Mr. Brown told Sky News, “and what can the Pakistan authorities do that is far more effective.”
“White House officials have said relatively little about the Pakistan side of the administration’s evolving war strategy, in part because they have so few options and so little leverage. They cannot send troops into Pakistan, and they cannot talk publicly about one of their most effective measures, the Central Intelligence Agency’s Predator drone strikes in the country.
“Everyone understands this is a complex, nuanced, critical relationship,” said a senior American official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because Mr. Obama’s review had not been announced. “Everyone has their eyes open, and there are genuine concerns. But one focus now is on trying to expand cooperation. The Pakistanis are doing some positive things in the tribal areas. That presents opportunities on which to build.”
“Mr. Obama’s advisers previously signaled that the president wanted to outline, as he had before, expectations for the Afghan government. This time, they said, the goals would be more explicit and demanding, aimed at improving governance and curbing corruption.
“But the advisers have been debating whether to put deadlines on those benchmarks, like the pace of training Afghan security forces to defend their country.
Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal, the top NATO and American commander in Afghanistan, is expected to testify about Mr. Obama’s new strategy on Dec. 8 to the Senate and House Armed Services Committees in Washington, the official said. His appearance is expected to follow Congressional testimony later this week by Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and Adm. Mike Mullen, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
The administration has sought to build consensus among crucial allies to reach this point. In the last two weeks, Mr. Obama dispatched two top aides to Pakistan to deliver the same message: Keep the pressure on.
In separate visits to Islamabad, the capital, the director of the Central Intelligence Agency, Leon E. Panetta, and the president’s national security adviser, Gen. James L. Jones, told Pakistani officials that no matter how many more troops the president sent to Afghanistan, the effort would fail unless Pakistan increased strikes against Al Qaeda’s leadership and Mullah Muhammad Omar and the leadership of the Afghan Taliban in the southern Pakistani city of Quetta, and the Haqqani network, militants operating out of North Waziristan who have attacked Afghan and NATO targets in eastern Afghanistan and Kabul, the Afghan capital.
“We agree that no matter how many troops you send, if the safe haven in Pakistan isn’t cracked, the whole mission is compromised,” said one official who has participated in the debate over the strategy. “But if you make too many demands on the Pakistanis in public, it can backfire.”
The NYT added that President Obama plans to lay out a time frame for winding down the American involvement in the war in Afghanistan when he announces his decision this week to send more forces, senior administration officials said Sunday.
Although the speech was still in draft form, the officials said the president wanted to use the address at the United States Military Academy at West Point on Tuesday night not only to announce the immediate order to deploy roughly 30,000 more troops, but also to convey how he intends to turn the fight over to the Kabul government.
“It’s accurate to say that he will be more explicit about both goals and time frame than has been the case before and than has been part of the public discussion,” said a senior official, who requested anonymity to discuss the speech before it is delivered. “He wants to give a clear sense of both the time frame for action and how the war will eventually wind down.”
The officials would not disclose the time frame. But they said it would not be tied to particular conditions on the ground nor would it be as firm as the current schedule for withdrawing troops in Iraq, where Mr. Obama has committed to withdrawing most combat units by August and all forces by the end of 2011.
Bunker-e-saddar mein purr kuttay kabootar ka phurphurana merey dil ko garden garden ker dey ga…
Aaj madhosh hua jaey rey mera munn mera munn mera munn.
and to top it USA can now take do more and shove it where sun dun shine lol, mess with isi and military and one will only come bloody and confused, lolz
Don’t mess with Pakistan you bloody amreekis.
Looks like they are hurting badly. That is what is making them sit up and squeel!!!!
Geo Breaking News: Pakistani Ambassador for Britain Wajid Shamsulhasan, caught on video moving documents and evidences of Swiss laundring case, using dimplomatic pouches.
(Guess zardari really scared without NRO)
The News: Mysterious shifting of Swiss case documents
Pakistani High Commissioner in Britain Wajid Shamsul Hasan headed a secret operation in Geneva and received at least 12 cartons comprising the original documents and evidences against some Pakistani high-ups in Swiss money laundering case, Geo News reported Tuesday.
According to Geo News correspondent, the Prosecutor General of Pakistan in Geneva deposited these cartons in the era of former President Pervez Musharraf.
The sources said the secret operation was carried out at the bidding of a top personality of Pakistan, as these evidences could be used if Swiss Money Laundering case is reopened after the National Reconciliation Ordinance (NRO) terms comes to an end.
The sources at Pakistan embassy said if the concerned officials or the courts do not interfere by taking the evidences back from Wajid, then these documents would be wasted for good.
The secret operation begins at 9am on Monday when Wajid arrived in Pak High Commission’s car along with NAB’s senior official Danishwar Malik at the office of Prosecutor General in Geneva.
According to sources, the Prosecutor General kept refusing to give the documents for some hours, as nobody from Pakistan embassy was formally receiving them.
It should be mentioned here that after the NRO, these cases were closed. However now that the term of NRO is over, it was all the more likely that these cases could be re-opened and these evidences could be employed against Pakistan’s high personality.
Geo News team secretly filmed the whole episode from an undisclosed location after receiving tip-off from reliable sources.
The sources in Geneva told Geo News that Wajid Shamsul Hasan is arriving in Geneva from London, so that these documents could be destroyed or shifted to some safer place.
The Pak embassy in Geneva was kept aloof from the operation.
Geo News correspondent Javed Kanwal approached Wajid and Danishwar, as both of them appeared from the office. Both of them looked perturbed at the presence of Geo News reporter there.
When approached for comment, Presidential spokesman Farhatullah Babar said he is absolutely unaware of any such operation; however, he would assert a portion of media is victimizing President Asif Ali Zardari with its heinous campaign.
The high-ups in Interior Ministry also said they are not abreast of any such report, adding the matter relates the NAB and Law Ministry.
Hahaha. Wajid kanjar-e-azam caught red handed, stealing zardari’s corruption documents. Saala koi M16 ka agent hai koi CIA ka aur koi Mossad ka.
Chor ka bacha High Commissioner. Tauba tauba HUD hai bisti ki..lol.
3 prong attack. Someone is desperate. Media was 1st targer
SC adjourns NRO pleas hearing till tomorrow
Zardari hopes for end to judicial murders
Pak Army has no intention to oust govt: Gen Petraeus
now u getting it lolz.
Why would kiyani condemn proteus, its just another way 4 him to paint the “democratic govt” as retards lolz