Bol Ke Lab Azad Hain Tere – May, 2010
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Bilour Why dun u move to russia like ur guru lol Saloon ka rona kam nahi hota
How did he loose his voice? May be the same afflictiction effected his brain as well.
BREAKING NEWS!!
Pakistani researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, so far only discovered and found in Pakistan, has been named Zardarium (Symbol = Zm). It has one Presitron, 1 Priministron, 77 Ministrons, 98 deputy Ministrons, 298 National Assemblions, and 100 Senatrons, giving it an atomic mass of 575.
These 575 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Zardarium has no electrons, it is inert, impotent and ineffective. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Zardarium can cause a reaction, that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete, depending upon the kick-back percentage that Zardarium can get. It is neither radioactive nor active and is largely inert except for its psychopathic attraction for corrupt morons, Ministrons, Assemblions and Senatrons. In this respect, another two important inert iso-dopes, Nawazium (Symbol = Nm) and Shahbazium (Symbol = Sm) play a vital role as catalysts by their moronic ineptitude.
Zardarium has a normal half-life of 2 to 5 years. It does not decay, but instead, the whole country undergoes a re-organisational decay in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. The most important chemical quality of Zardarium is its magnetic properties for gold, Dollars, and corrupt morons.
In fact, Zardarium ‘s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become Ministrons and forming iso-dopes as a by-product. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Zardarium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Zardarium becomes Presidentium (symbol = Pz), an element that radiates just as much energy as Zardarium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.
So that is why you have been quite! Weldone on your research! LOL
LOL @ sheeda
Lets See if SC order does something.
ARY: CJP orders recovery of missing boy in a week
Supreme Court Friday adjourned hearing of the case of missing son of a journalist Shakeel Turabi and ordered DIG Police Islamabad to recover missing boy Hassan Sharjeel till the next hearing of the case.
Chief Justice Iftikhar Mohammed Chaudhry during suo moto hearing of the case in his remarks said that “how is it possible that police chief of city don’t know about a child kidnapped four months ago.”
DIG Binyamin informed the court that the secret agencies were also questioned about the boy but they deny to have the boy in their custody.
Chief Justice of Pakistan expressed his displeasure over the DIG and ordered the police chief to recover the boy within a week or confess failure in written so as his high ups can be informed that he is not eligible for the office.
The News: Law Secretary Aqil Mirza resigns
Federal Law Secretary Aqil Mirza has tendered his resignation, Geo News reported Friday.
Mirza has resigned from his post as the Federal Law Secretary due to unstable health condition, according to sources.
His resignation came a day after Attorney General Maulvi Anwar ul Haq quoted him saying before the Supreme Court that Swiss cases now was a closed chapter and there was no need to write any letter in this connection.
When contacted by The News, he said that it was not his personal stance but of the government’s.
I wish atleast once someone from Pak govt can say u know wat bring it on. Thats the language US will understand, Pak is going on defensive for no reason, Faisal Shehzad is american citizen, US should take care of thier own fucking citizens instead of blaming others.
BBC: Clinton warns Pakistan of ‘consequences’ over extremism
BBC: Pakistan envoy to Iran ‘attacked by Afghan’ in Tehran
Pakistan’s ambassador to Iran has been injured in an attack by an Afghan on his car in Tehran, officials say.
The suspect was arrested, an Iranian foreign ministry spokesman quoted by state-run al-Alam TV said.
Mohammad Bakhsh Abbasi was taken to hospital after the incident in the Iranian capital, although he was not reported to have been seriously hurt.
The envoy was travelling without bodyguards or a driver, the foreign ministry spokesman said.
An earlier report from Dubai-based al-Arabiya TV said two bodyguards had been killed.
“The Pakistan ambassador’s car has been attacked by an Afghan,” foreign ministry spokesman Ramin Mehmanparast was quoted as saying.
“The ambassador has been injured and he is in hospital. The Afghan has been arrested.”
A Tehran police chief reportedly said the ambassador had got into a confrontation as he went to a leisure centre he frequents.
“He had a clash with a 21-year-old Afghan; he was injured on the head and fell,” police chief Hossein Sajedi-Nia told Iran’s Isna news agency.
ARY: Haqqani gets one-year extension
Pakistan’s Ambassador to the United States Husain Haqqani has been given one year extension in his service, ARY NEWS reported.
The decision to extend the service contract of country’s ambassador to the US was made during Prime Minister Syed Yousuf Raza Gilani’s visit to Washington last month.
A notification is expected to be issued today in this regard.
Haqqani was appointed by Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gillani for one year in April 2008 after the Pakistan People’s Party came into power.
Previously, he has held numerous high-ranking positions in and out of government, including as adviser to three former Pakistani prime ministers and as envoy to Sri Lanka, and has been a prominent journalist, scholar and educator.
His appointment in 2008 marked a return to government service after being exiled in 1999 following criticisms against the government of then-President Pervez Musharraf.
Pak Police should learn from Malaysian police now thats police power lol
ARY: Zardari pardons convicted Rehman Malik
President Asif Ali Zardari has pardoned his close aide and Federal Minister for Interior Rehman Malik whose three-year imprisonment in corruption cases was restored earlier today by Lahore High Court, ARY NEWS reported.
A bench of Lahore High Court on Monday dismissed an appeal by Interior Minister against his conviction in two corruption references by an accountability court and restored a three-year imprisonment awarded to him.
“President Asif Ali Zardari has granted pardon to Rehman Malik under the authority conferred upon him by the Article 45 of the Constitution,” presidential spokesman Farhatullah Baber was quoted as saying in the media.
The accountability court had sentenced Malik to a three-year imprisonment in each of the two NAB references. He was accused of receiving two luxury cars as graft and taking away 20-tola and Rs 700,000 from the house of an accused during a raid by Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) in mid 1990s. He was then assistant director of FIA.
A two-member bench of the Lahore High Court comprising Chief Justice Khawaja Mohammad Sharif and Justice Waqar Hasan Mir dismissed Malik’s plea and restored the sentence after he failed to appear in the court.
Malik is out of the country and there were unconfirmed reports that he may not return till the matter is settled, as the legal experts were of the view that Malik can be arrested under the law after the court upheld of his imprisonment.
After the Supreme Court scrapped the controversial National Reconciliation Ordinance (NRO) last December, the two cases against Rehman Malik in which he was sentenced for a three-year-long imprisonment each were reopened in the accountability court.
NRO was issued by Gen Pervez Musharraf in 2007 to over 8,000 people, including President Asif Ali Zardari.
Malik had filed a petition in the High Court against the Accountability Court’s ruling, following which the court had suspended the rulings of the accountability court (against him) and granted him bail.
OMG ROFL – This is hilarious
Ulta choor Kutwaal ko dandey. Typical MQM behavior, kill opposition then demand that things run thier way or else.
ARY: MQM boycotts meeting on Karachi peace
The Muttahida Qaumi Movement on Thursday boycotted the coordination committee meeting held at Chief Minister House to review the measures for forging peace and tackle fresh spree of violence in the metropolis that claimed 23 lives over the past two days, ARY NEWS reported.
Meeting of the committee, comprising PPP’s allies in the Sindh government, was called to review law and order situation in the city.
The MQM leaders Raza Haroon and Ammad Siddiqui boycotted the meeting on the grounds that representatives of the people of Hazara, which the MQM termed ‘third party’ in the Karachi incidents, were not invited in the parley.
“We will not sit in the meeting until the third party is not invited,” the MQM leaders said while talking to ARY NEWS after leaving the meeting room.
MQM leaders were of the view that people of Hazara were also affectees of the target killing and their version should be heard and they must be negotiated as a party.
While Baba Haider Zaman, chief of Tehrik Hazara Province, has disassociated his faction from the recent target killings in Karachi, saying the people of Hazara division had nothing to do with recent violence.
On the other hand, addressing a news conference here, the Awami National Party provincial leader Shahi Syed said “we have no dispute with the people of Hazara,” adding that some conspirators wanted ethnic riots in the city.
ANP representatives also attended the meeting which was later postponed and expected to be held after CM Qaim Ali Shah’s arrival form Islamabad.
As rangers have been given special powers to control law and order in the city, the recent spree of target killings continued in different areas of Karachi today bringing the death toll to 23.
Rangers have been allowed to conduct raids, detain and interrogate suspects at their own, said a notification issued by the Sindh government here Thursday.
The notification was issued following a meeting of law enforcement officials held with Dr Zulfiqar Mirza, provincial interior minister, in chair.
The ANP and MQM, which have a history of bitter relations, say their members were shot dead by rival supporters.
In February, similar targeted killings claimed 37 lives of the two parties’ workers.
Touching Article
An interesting catalogue of “Freedom of expression” and yet they wonder why we hate them.
would that be the provervbial straw that broke the camel back i wonder.
I think there have been quite a few straws broken on both sides. Now it is just for the hijra army to f***ing stand up and do a bit of the job they have consumed 70% of the country’s budget for the past 60 something years.